Once upon a time, my friend Mirna taught me how to differentiate nice guys from douches.
The guy you DO NOT want to date.
Will deem you not profound enough because you don’t get the complexity of the colour magenta. Mayer, who obviously doesn’t know what he’s talking about, forgot to check in the primary colors’ aisle. Classic case of “tries to sound smarter than is in reality”.
Total and utter cutie. THAT’S THE GUY YOU GALS SHOULD DATE.
This is also the reaction (i.e. boyish excitement) your boyfriend should have upon being propositioned by you.
For the record, I needed to remind myself as well.
Oh. Heck. Here’s another one. He’s just too darn adorable.